incurablylazydevil:

INCREDIBLE

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THEY’RE RUNNING TOWARDS A GIANT PENIS



foxboy:

foxboy:

IM SO ANGRY THAT PINEAPPLES DONT GROW ON TREES

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THIS PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH YOU DOTN EVEN KNOW



nicodicat:

DO YOU EVER SEE YOUR FRIENDS POST SELFIES AND THEY’RE JUST SO CUTE AND ADORABLE THAT YOU KIND OF JUST 

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  • friend: so... what do u wanna do
  • me: idk its ur house
  • friend: idk ur the guest
  • me: idk its ur house


Anonymous:
it sounds so fucking arrogant when you call yourself pretty like that lmao

unwinona:

kateordie:

divinedorothy:

But I am pretty look at me im so pretty it’s not arrogance when it’s literally just a fact im so pretty

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SO PRETTY!!!!! ME!!! IM PRETTY!!! IM A PRETTY PRETTY GIRL!!!! 

I like this.

If a man tells you you’re pretty, it’s supposed to be this amazing gift you cherish forever.

If you tell a man you’re pretty, you’re a horrible, shallow, awful person and it isn’t true.



elasticitymudflap:

when people reblog things for you to see because they know you like that thing 

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hannibaleatspussy:

melancholicdragons:

what if dicks had mouths

but robin thicke already exists



Logan Lerman for Flaunt magazine (2014).



burgerkid:

making eye contact with a hot stranger and knowing you will never see them again

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