“All women speak two languages:

the language of men 

and the language of silent suffering.

Some women speak a third, 

the language of queens.” — Mohja Kahf, The Marvelous Women (via deforest)



“Having a soulmate is not always about love. You can find your soulmate in a friendship too.” —

Unknown 

(via lyonsheart)



givemeinternet:

Was this a joke or is someone getting fired?



marry-me-rebecca:

em0rexia:

jamtards:

I’m so easily amused oh my fucking god but the pepper what the fuck

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LoOK HOW SHOCKED THE PLUG SOCKET ON THE WALL IS OMF G

DID YOU JUST-

SHOCKED

GET OUT NOW



realistically-unrealistic:

The start of my long battle with Internet addiction



101 favourite movies - submarine
"my dear americans, the film you are about to see is a biopic of my life. the events take place, not so long ago, in a proud land called wales. wales is next to england, a country you pretend to treat as an equal. my homeland has produced catherine zeta-jones, tom jones and some other people. you have not yet invaded my country and for this i thank you. submarine is an important film. watch it with respect. fond regards from your protagonist, oliver tate.”



 ♪ Oh what fun to kill someone, and end up in jail 


pottern:

don’t date someone you wouldn’t have a harry potter movie marathon with